50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls! (Health AlternaTips)
50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes
This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock! All other "cock" books are impostors! Don't be fooled!Recommended for people who enjoyed Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for MoreCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, "50 Ways to Eat Cock" is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. In it you'll learn practical, economical and healthy chicken recipes that will impress your friends and nourish your body.With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!
- Brand: Ingramcontent
- ASIN: 148259143X
Married Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book
Married Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring
2018 GIFT IDEAS | COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | HUMOUR Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ---The Snarky Mandala From the creator of best sellers Mom Life, Nurse Life, Teacher Life & Dad Life, comes this new snarky coloring book about the institution of marriage! Being married isn’t all wine and roses. Many times it’s dinner at Applebee’s followed by a trip to Home Depot. And, let’s never forget the Great Toilet Seat Stand-Off, which was only preceded in magnitude by the 5-Year Thermostat War and last winter’s Sweatpants Skirmish. Your relationship has been through so many battles and come out the other side intact. You deserve a standing ovation or, at the very least, this lovely colouring book. What better way to celebrate than colouring with the love of your life? Happy Colouring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound [90 g/m²] paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" [21.5 x 28 cm] pages
- Brand: Papeterie Bleu
- ASIN: 1945888903
Big Dot of Happiness Nash Bash - Unique Alternative Guest Book - Nashville Bachelorette Party Signature Mat
Big Dot of Happiness Nash Bash - Unique
Keep a lasting memory of your special day when you have party guests sign this fun Nash Bash signature mat guest book alternative. A Nash Bash signature mat is perfect for a bachelorette party and makes an adorable addition to any room. Simply display your Nash Bash signature mat alternative and the included fine-point Sharpie at the door of your party. As your guests arrive, they can write a special note in the light-colored space of the signature mat with the permanent marker. Nash Bash signature plaque is professionally printed on thick, sturdy foam board. It is cut with a black edge for a finished look. There isn't a better way to display your loved one's wishes from this special occasion than with an adorable Nash Bash signature mat guest book!
- Color: Black, Gold, White
- Brand: Big Dot of Happiness
- ASIN: B07QQCGLFK
- UPC: 843394188554
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
Our Bucket List Adventures: A Journal for Couples
Our Bucket List Adventures: A Journal for
Our Bucket List Adventures: A Journal for Couples Our Bucket List Adventures is the perfect bucket list journal for couples. With this couples journal, you’ll be able to: 1. Create 50 unique bucket list goals you want to accomplish together. More specifically, there is an activity section for couples to brainstorm before choosing their bucket list items together. 2. Journal your bucket list adventure memories together. 3. Have a place to put your favorite photo that captures your bucket list goal experience, or scrapbook memorabilia. Also, there are 5 engaging questions for couples to use as conversation starters after journaling their bucket list experience to reflect on the time shared. What's more, this bucket list book for couples includes: -- 115 Bucket list ideas for couples. -- A Bucket List Finder page to record the bucket list goals you have accomplished as you journal, for easy reference and better organization. -- 50 Bucket List Journaling pages to write your bucket list experiences. Lastly, this bucket list journal makes a great engagement, relationship anniversary, bridal shower, Christmas, birthdays, holidays, or wedding gift for your friends and family. Now: Scroll to the top to get your copy of this unique bucket list journal for couples today. Click the...
- ASIN: 0998729175
The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick: Adult Coloring Book
The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick: Adult Coloring
The BIG Adventures of TINY DickYou don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.From the best selling author of Fucking Adorable Tags: adult coloring book, coloring book, sweary book, swear word coloring book, penis, dick, dick coloring book, hilarious, funny, gift, best, funniest, cartoon, calm the fuck down
- ASIN: 1976427673
What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?: The Answers to Life’s Everyday Question (in 50 F*@#ing Recipes)
What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?:
If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen!Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as: Scallop Ceviche Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri Red Flannel Hash Vegetarian CassouletNever hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? is the perfect gift for any occasion, and your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, and your own wishy-washy self.
- Brand: Brand: Running Press
- ASIN: 0762441771
- UPC: 783324914702
Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book For Adults Containing 40 Stress Relieving Funny Dick Coloring Pages In a Paisley, Henna, Mandala ... (Dick Coloring Books For Adults) (Volume 1)
Cock Coloring Book For Adults: Penis Coloring Book
Are you looking for a hilarious hen party gift or funny birthday present? Then Look no further than this cocktastic coloring book for adults! Great value dick coloring book containing 40 rude coloring pages based on the specific intimate part of the human anatomy. Color your perfect penis with this hilarious cock coloring book for grown-ups! Containing 40 beautiful paisley, henna, mandala and zentangle designs to help you color away any stress you may have. This book is the perfect gift for either yourself or as a naughty birthday present or hen party gift. This funny coloring book is sure to get a laugh no matter the occasion. Why not consider giving it so someone as a funny valentine's day gift? Each of the beautifully illustrated design inside this book is printed single sided, which not only lets you easily remove the pages to color and frame, so you can hang your works of art, but to also help prevent bleed through so you won't have to worry about ruining any of the other penis coloring pages within this book. This also allows you to use a variety of mediums on your willy coloring pages. This includes coloring pencils, pens, markers and crayons to name a few. The Cock inspired coloring pages inside this book range in complexity, from simple easy to color designs, to mor...
- ASIN: 1546748423
Married Into Love (Bachelorette Party Book 3)
Married Into Love (Bachelorette Party Book
What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay there...Alec Rourke wasn’t going to waste a night out on the Strip, not even if his friends skipped their own co-ed bachelor-and-ette party. But he never expected to find a plus-one for their wedding—his new wife.And sometimes you find yourself married to a stranger...Alessia Valenti was having the worst day ever. Fired from her job. An eviction notice on her door. Her sister dragged her out to blow off some much-needed steam. Only she hadn’t planned on a stop at a wedding chapel with a hot hockey player.Married Into Love can be read as a standalone. Each book in the Bachelorette Party series features a different couple.
- ASIN: B077QFZ8ZV
Last Sail Before The Veil - Unique Alternative Guest Book - Nautical Bachelorette Signature Mat
Last Sail Before The Veil - Unique Alternative
Keep a lasting memory of your special day when you have party guests sign this fun Last Sail Before The Veil signature mat guest book alternative. A Last Sail Before The Veil signature mat is perfect for a nautical bachelorette party and makes an adorable addition to any room. Simply display your Last Sail Before The Veil signature mat alternative and the included fine-point Sharpie at the door of your party. As your guests arrive, they can write a special note in the light-colored space of the signature mat with the permanent marker. Last Sail Before The Veil signature plaque is professionally printed on thick, sturdy foam board. It is cut with a black edge for a finished look. There isn't a better way to display your loved one's wishes from this special occasion than with an adorable Last Sail Before The Veil signature mat guest book!
- Color: Pink, Blue, Gold, White
- Brand: Big Dot of Happiness
- ASIN: B077XLTD3P
- UPC: 843394101911
Sex Checks: 60 Checks for Maintaining Balance in the Bedroom
Sex Checks: 60 Checks for Maintaining Balance in
Who says money can’t buy you love? Issued by the “World Bank of Savings and Love” these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike, with fill-in-the-blanks and check-box prompts. The checkbook includes 30 IOUs and 30 UOMEs, making it easy for you to get back what you give. Best of all, these checks are guaranteed not to bounce (unless you’re into that)!
- Brand: Random House
- ASIN: 030745052X
- UPC: 804551523120
FLUYTCO Gay Wedding Vow Books for Lesbians (2 Book Set, Her & Her) Linen Hardcover - Vow Renewal - Bridal Shower Gifts - Booklet - Journal - Same Sex Marriage
FLUYTCO Gay Wedding Vow Books for Lesbians (2
Writing your own wedding vows? Forget holding a wrinkled piece of paper at the altar. Instead, this beautiful set of linen books will fit right in your hands and will assist you in the most important moment of your life. These books are the perfect addition to your wedding decor and make for a great keepsake for the new couple. Unique and practical engagement, bridal shower or bachelorette gift. Books are wrapped in linen fabric and feature a simple script "HER" and "HER" design embossed in silver foil. Looks great in photographs Also perfect for: Vow Renewals, Wedding Day Journal, Speeches, Notes. Not 100% Happy? 100% Money Back Guarantee. Click the "Add To Cart" button now and we'll send them off right away!
- Color: White, Grey
- Brand: FLUYTCO
- ASIN: B07JYRW6RL
A best-friends-to-lovers standalone romance from New York Times bestselling author Kendall Ryan. She says she needs some help ... in the bedroom.Come again? No, really come again.Sweet, nerdy, lovable Keaton. She's my best friend and has been for years. Sure she likes numbers and math, and thinks doing other people's taxes is fun. And I like ... none of that stuff. She's obsessed with her cat and reads novels I'll never understand, and yet we just click. There's no one I'd rather share breakfast burritos with or binge watch hours of Netflix. She's my person. And so when she takes off her glasses and asks me to help her improve her skills in the bedroom, I barely have to think about it.Of course I'll help her. There's no one better for the job. I've been there for her through everything, why should this be any different? But what happens when she's ready to take her new-found confidence and move on?
- ASIN: B07CYMXDSF
Just Married Mad Libs (Adult Mad Libs)
After being left at the altar by her soap star fiancé, L.A. high school teacher Zadie Roberts wants nothing to do with love and romance. Still, with the help of her best buddy, Grey, she may somehow overcome the wedding that wasn't. That is, until Grey gets engaged to Zadie's prim and proper cousin Helen, and Zadie is dragged back into wedding festivity hell. The coup de grâce is Helen's bachelorette party, thrown by her clique of prissy friends and certain to be a day of torture. But when the Pinor Grigio goes down and the sweater sets come off, things get out of control. Helen turns into a girl gone wild and manages to get herself into a sticky situation that just might sink the happy couple for good. And meanwhile, Zadie's own love life takes a most unexpected turn. Karen Lutz throws one bachelorette party you won't soon forget.
- ASIN: 0312326211